Porch Pirates
The detectives are checking their list—and checking it twice.
Nov 28, 2024 · 1h 47m · Comedy, Family, Crime
⭐ 3.0· 4 votes
Director Jeff Hamm
Writer Justin Chaffee
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Overview
When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
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Jay Dee Walters
Jack Tyler
Ryan T. Johnson
Sticky/Kenny Rogers
Candace Kirkpatrick
Maria Tyler
Eric Hanson
Fast Eddie
Phil Mendoza
Marcos Fernandez
Bill Jenkins
Mayor Jim
David D. Ford
David
Natalie Jones
Charley
Molly Peyton White
Sarah
Kara Rainer
Sally Jones
Noah Archibald
Bobby
Cody C King
Delivery Man
Terry Higginbotham
Izzy
Kimberly Gail Williams
Becky
Barbara Laurean
Emily
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