Johns
This ain't no 90210
Dec 10, 1996 · 1h 36m · Drama, Romance
⭐ 5.2· 24 votes
Director Scott Silver
Writer Scott Silver
Overview
It's the day before Christmas, the day before John's 21st birthday. He's a prostitute on Santa Monica Blvd in L.A., and he wants to spend that night and the next day at the posh Park Plaza Hotel. Meanwhile, Donner, a lad new to the streets, wants John to leave the city with him. John spends the day trying to figure out how to deal with Donner's friendship.
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Cast
David Arquette
John
Lukas Haas
Donner
John C. McGinley
Danny Cohen
Keith David
Homeless John
Wilson Cruz
Mikey
Tony Epper
Santa Claus
Richard T. Jones
Alanna Ubach
Nikki
N'Bushe Wright
Junkie
Elliott Gould
Terrence Howard
Jimmy the Warlock
Arliss Howard
John Cardoza
Nicky Katt
Mix
Nina Siemaszko
Prostitute
Harper Roisman
Old Man
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